Legendary flavor in every bite

Tasting is believing

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100% Vegan & Gluten-Free

The Earthling has foraged the forest floor for centuries, selecting only the purest plant-based ingredients for his legendary recipes.

Oil-Free Goodness

Ancient Earthling wisdom knows that true flavor comes from the essence of ingredients themselves, never needing oils to mask nature's perfection.

No refined sugar

The Earthling's secret sweetness comes only from organic maple syrup, gathered under moonlight from his hidden woodland groves.



In the heart of the Pacific Northwest, the Earthling, a mythical guardian of nature's bounty, has been perfecting the art of crafting legendary flavors...

For centuries, these secrets were kept hidden. But now, after a fateful encounter and with a spirit of sharing, the Earthling has chosen to reveal his creations to the world...

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